It’s almost like someone could have predicted this.
Donald Trump Jr. has tested positive for the coronavirus, according to multiple reports. The news of Donald Trump’s eldest son contracting COVID-19 came just hours after news broke that gremlin lawyer Rudy Giuliani’s son, Andrew Giuliani, also tested positive for the highly contagious disease. (And if you’re confused as to whether we’re calling Rudy Giuliani an actual gremlin or a lawyer of gremlins, it’s both.)
We here at The A.V. Club hope for a speedy recovery for all among the more than 185,000 people in the United States who received their coronavirus diagnosis today (a new record, WE’RE NUMBER ONE!), but we also can’t help but point out that the Trumps and Giulianis have been some of the most vocal among the political figures trying to downplay the seriousness of a pandemic that has already taken 1.34 million lives.